7/20/24: I will never conform my life to be perfect unless I wake up in the future with someone cuddling me as I straddle their leg. Bonus points if I see any hickeys on my body.
7/26/24: I swear if I see one more youtuber exposed as a pedophile I'll rip out all of my teeth and make my little sister choke on them.
9/17/24: Is it October yet? I'm booooreeeed.